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MOUNT EVEREST — A record-breaking 274 climbers reached the summit of Mount Everest in a single day this week after
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MOUNT EVEREST — A record-breaking 274 climbers reached the summit of Mount Everest in a single day this week after
ASBURY PARK, NJ — Organizers of Bruce Springsteen’s upcoming “Power To The People” Rock Festival announced this week that the
CHICAGO, IL — The architectural team behind the new Obama Presidential Center confirmed this week that the building’s bold, blocky
CUPERTINO, CA — Apple’s long-awaited next-generation Siri AI finally made her public debut this week after reportedly spending the last
NEW YORK, NY — In what city officials are calling “a promising step toward more environmentally conscious civil disorder,” New
Chinese Bat Pleads the 5th During Congressional Covid Hearing WASHINGTON, D.C. — A tense congressional hearing descended into chaos Tuesday
King Charles Announces Triumphal Return Of The Duke And Duchess Of Sussex, Assigns Them New Royal Duties WINDSOR, England — In a stunning reconciliation certain to warm hearts from Buckingham Palace to Netflix headquarters, King Charles III announced Thursday that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will make a triumphant return to Britain and resume royal […]
ST. LOUIS — After years of promising St. Louis homeowners that he can keep them comfortable no matter what the temperature outside, popular HVAC contractor and relentless radio advertiser Bart Inman announced Wednesday that he is taking on an even bigger climate-control project: the United States of America. Inman, whose familiar heating-and-air-conditioning commercials have become […]
WEBSTER GROVES, MO — Following revelations that former city employees used taxpayer-funded credit cards for purchases at cannabis shops and strip clubs, Webster Groves officials have reportedly decided the easiest solution is simply to reclassify the expenses as part of the city’s employee benefits package. “Obviously, mistakes were made,” said a city spokesman. “Specifically, the […]
Area Kennels Begin Picking Up, Dropping Off Pets Via Drones ST. LOUIS — With drone delivery officially headed to the St. Louis area, local businesses are already finding innovative new uses for the technology, including several area kennels that announced plans to begin picking up and returning customers’ pets entirely by air. “People are already […]
Chinese Bat Pleads the 5th During Congressional Covid Hearing WASHINGTON, D.C. — A tense congressional hearing descended into chaos Tuesday after a Wuhan bat invoked its Fifth Amendment rights when Sen. Rand Paul asked the witness a seemingly simple question: “Do you know Dr. Fauci?“ “And where exactly were you in November 2019?” The bat, […]
LADUE, MO — Just days after rejecting a controversial mixed-use apartment development along Deer Creek, the Ladue City Council unanimously approved plans Monday evening to construct a state-of-the-art electrified security wall around the city’s entire 8.5-square-mile perimeter “to ensure no apartments accidentally migrate into the community.” City officials stressed the two votes were “completely unrelated.” […]
King Charles Announces Triumphal Return Of The Duke And Duchess Of Sussex, Assigns Them New Royal Duties WINDSOR, England — In a stunning reconciliation certain to warm hearts from Buckingham Palace to Netflix headquarters, King Charles III announced Thursday that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will make a triumphant return to Britain and resume royal […]
ST. LOUIS — After years of promising St. Louis homeowners that he can keep them comfortable no matter what the temperature outside, popular HVAC contractor and relentless radio advertiser Bart Inman announced Wednesday that he is taking on an even bigger climate-control project: the United States of America. Inman, whose familiar heating-and-air-conditioning commercials have become […]
WEBSTER GROVES, MO — Following revelations that former city employees used taxpayer-funded credit cards for purchases at cannabis shops and strip clubs, Webster Groves officials have reportedly decided the easiest solution is simply to reclassify the expenses as part of the city’s employee benefits package. “Obviously, mistakes were made,” said a city spokesman. “Specifically, the […]
Area Kennels Begin Picking Up, Dropping Off Pets Via Drones ST. LOUIS — With drone delivery officially headed to the St. Louis area, local businesses are already finding innovative new uses for the technology, including several area kennels that announced plans to begin picking up and returning customers’ pets entirely by air. “People are already […]
Chinese Bat Pleads the 5th During Congressional Covid Hearing WASHINGTON, D.C. — A tense congressional hearing descended into chaos Tuesday after a Wuhan bat invoked its Fifth Amendment rights when Sen. Rand Paul asked the witness a seemingly simple question: “Do you know Dr. Fauci?“ “And where exactly were you in November 2019?” The bat, […]
LADUE, MO — Just days after rejecting a controversial mixed-use apartment development along Deer Creek, the Ladue City Council unanimously approved plans Monday evening to construct a state-of-the-art electrified security wall around the city’s entire 8.5-square-mile perimeter “to ensure no apartments accidentally migrate into the community.” City officials stressed the two votes were “completely unrelated.” […]
As part of a social media promotional campaign, Google is seeking to downplay fears of increased utility rates for the
Taking a page from the city’s successful CORTEX high-tech business district in mid-town, St. Louis Mayor Cara Spencer today announced
Ever since it was installed last November, St. Louisans innocently believed the 30-foot-tall, 17.5 ton Rawlings Gold Glove atop the
Officials from the St Louis County Library announced today the opening of the district’s new 125,000 sq. ft. “René-Auguste Chouteau
Deceased Donnybrook provocateurs Martin Duggan and Ray Hartmann have joined forces once again to produce “Donnybrook-Heaven Edition”, featuring an all-star
As part of a social media promotional campaign, Google is seeking to downplay fears of increased utility rates for the
Taking a page from the city’s successful CORTEX high-tech business district in mid-town, St. Louis Mayor Cara Spencer today announced
Former St. Louis Sheriff Alfred Montgomery appeared in court Monday in a uniform personally designed by himself.
Observers noted that
In a move local historians are calling “the most St. Louis County thing ever,” residents of a 14-home subdivision in
King Charles Announces Triumphal Return Of The Duke And Duchess Of Sussex, Assigns Them New Royal Duties WINDSOR, England — In a stunning reconciliation certain
ST. LOUIS — After years of promising St. Louis homeowners that he can keep them comfortable no matter what the temperature outside, popular HVAC contractor
WEBSTER GROVES, MO — Following revelations that former city employees used taxpayer-funded credit cards for purchases at cannabis shops and strip clubs, Webster Groves officials
Area Kennels Begin Picking Up, Dropping Off Pets Via Drones ST. LOUIS — With drone delivery officially headed to the St. Louis area, local businesses
Chinese Bat Pleads the 5th During Congressional Covid Hearing WASHINGTON, D.C. — A tense congressional hearing descended into chaos Tuesday after a Wuhan bat invoked
LADUE, MO — Just days after rejecting a controversial mixed-use apartment development along Deer Creek, the Ladue City Council unanimously approved plans Monday evening to
ST. LOUIS — With the Cardinals continuing to assemble what experts are calling “the youngest roster in Major League Baseball history that is still legally
ST. LOUIS — City officials confirmed Thursday that the growing number of sinkholes opening across St. Louis has now reached “critical mass,” allowing them to
KIRKWOOD, MO — Hoping to consolidate the city’s recent utility headaches, Kirkwood officials announced today that the Electric and Water departments will merge into one
NEW YORK, NY — In what city officials are calling “a promising step toward more environmentally conscious civil disorder,” New York Knicks fans were commended
CUPERTINO, CA — Apple’s long-awaited next-generation Siri AI finally made her public debut this week after reportedly spending the last two years delaying launch by
CHICAGO, IL — The architectural team behind the new Obama Presidential Center confirmed this week that the building’s bold, blocky design was inspired by former
ASBURY PARK, NJ — Organizers of Bruce Springsteen’s upcoming “Power To The People” Rock Festival announced this week that the event will feature 14 straight
MOUNT EVEREST — A record-breaking 274 climbers reached the summit of Mount Everest in a single day this week after mountain officials unveiled a new
